Bloggin' in a Winter Wonder*THWOMP*

I just got punched for a bad pun.

Winter has set in. We got our new puppy! She has entered the Monster of Terror Kennel stage and is in full-fledged MUST BITE AND CHEW EVERYTHING IN SIGHT ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M REALLY HAPPY! Her butt is a wiggle machine; I'm considering hooking it up to a generator as a source of renewable energy. I'm surprised the Japanese haven't already employed it as an energy source. They're corgi fanatics as much as my family is. I can just see the labels on the KORG Generators they're cranking out from a factory near Tokyo:

"This will be pleasing to the family and her regaling figure of wealth, the mother earth. To please plug puppy into car or house. Renew the lovely life of nature by hand placement on youth dog. We will now be joyous all together!"

Something along those lines. Okay, so I stole the last line from "Deck the Halls", not Engrish.