Brilliant Insight from the Family

The people I love frequently have incredibly brilliant and wondrous observations to make. I was lucky enough to catch two such observations from various members of my family on the same lunch outing today.

Observation Numero Uno

My dad: "Well, they don't all have hair like that."
Emma: "Yeah, but some of them have weird fluffy hair. Like Bon Jovi."

Observation Numero Dos

My dad: "Look at that old guy on that lawn man."
Me (inwardly): Whut the...?
My dad meant lawnmower, but was apparently too caught up in the incredible spectacle that was an old man riding down the sidewalk on a tractor to speak clearly. Oh, well. We all trip over our own language on occasion.

The world is truly an amazing place.